Are you suffering from fashion anxiety? Do you stand before your closet door on a Sunday morning and sweat? Are you simply suffering from a lack of creative inspiration in the motley, intimidating world of clothing?
If so, this Sunday Blues-Buster is for you. Today, we are bringing you world-class fashion straight from the frog’s mouth. Because, since this blog is on a budget, and I refuse to model, my coworkers volunteered to showcase the jewels of autumn fashion for all our eager readers. That’s right; it’s time for:
The Colors of the Autumn Wind:
Modeled by Kafka and Conrad
In the crisp leaves of fall, our photo shoot begins.
Soon, our bare specimens will be transformed into palettes of vibrant colors and textures.
First up, Kafka volunteered, with solemn dignity, to model the first accessory of the season for ladies. The essential decoration for every lady of fashion this season is the versatile, casual, classy
A light, casual scarf could do anyone some good – let it flow, let it breathe. Let its beauty envelop you. Wearing a comfortable scarf that breathes on a night out says to your date, ‘I am just casually enjoying this autumn weather – and casually enjoying your company.’
Do you constantly feel left out of the busy, social loop of the frog pond? Do you constantly feel forlorn, and on ‘the fringe’ of things? If so girl – EMBRACE THE FRINGE!
The fringed scarf lends an air of reckless abandon. It waves in defiance, as if to say, ‘I am on the fringe. I was born on the fringe. I love the fringe. I am the queen of the fringe.’ Let your flippery friends think on that!
And finally, don’t be afraid to add a sophisticated, international flair with a bold accessory:
Men, you don’t have to be left out of the fun. By simply tying a scarf around your stately neck, you can send a message to the ladies that you are a man of class – a man of considerable circumstance. A man to be reckoned with:
Let the scarf be, man. Let it breathe. Let it fly where it will – let it fly!
In the chilly, often melancholy hours of autumn, let that special princess in your life see what a thoughtful frog you really are.
Conrad suggests regaling her by the hour with the writings of Socrates, or the passionate platitudes of Plato, whilst warming each other by a bright fire.
Many men will try to sport the fresh look of a farm boy by wearing denim this season. Take your gear up a notch by adding a shiny belt buckle:
It won’t look like your wife put you in a denim straight jacket.
For a cute couple’s costume at country dances, moonlit hayrides, or autumn fall frolics, there is one combination that never fails. Try the classic ‘matching, but not too matchy, country couple prints’:
Don’t forget the rustic twine sash!
Now how darn cute was that!!!
Thank you for joining us, for this episode of
Flippin’ Fall Frog Fashion!!!
A big shout-out to our longsuffering models…